“Walk for your lives!”
“Your self-loathing indicates you’re very perceptive.”
“I may not know art, and I may not know what I like, but pictures with naked ladies hold my interest longer.”
“Your cartoons are dark, subversive, and edgy. But what I’m looking for is ‘funny.’ ”
“Oh, that’s Dave—he’s cool.”
“How do I get out of this party tonight? I can’t use the apocalypse as an excuse again.”