“Ha, ha, ha, very funny, Mr. Musk.”
“Picture yourself in a calm and serene oasis where you can’t smell Bryce’s feet.”
“It was in that moment that Kevin realized… print truly was dead.”
“It’s not a catnap. I’m microdozing.”
“It’s time to end the suffering.”
“Blam! Crossfit, baby!”
“Good news, honey—I’ve been fired. We’re rich!”
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“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“’Global warming is coming faster than you think,’ he says. ‘It’ll be an ocean-front property in weeks,’ he says…”
“I do children’s parties, festivals, and nightmares.”
“I’m torn. Love the brand exposure, hate the objectification.”
