“I put out extra food.”
DREW PANCKERI
“I put out extra food.”
“After the lawsuit, the matador can only pierce the bull with harsh and insensitive tweets.”
BILL ABBOTT
“After the lawsuit, the matador can only pierce the bull with harsh and insensitive tweets.”
“I’m not saying sex is off the table. I’m just saying the table is probably really dirty.”
ALI SOLOMON
“I’m not saying sex is off the table. I’m just saying the table is probably really dirty.”
“I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do this.”
AL ROZANSKI
“I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do this.”
“Will my phone still recognize me?”
PHIL WITTE
“Will my phone still recognize me?”
“You’ll never believe who’s here.”
AMY KURZWEIL
“You’ll never believe who’s here.”