Alta editors sift through hundreds of cartoon submissions every quarter—and then argue about which ones to include in the magazine. We’re done fighting. These are the funnies that made the cut.
By Alta Cartoonists
LARS KENSETH
“I’m drinking a fuck it from the whatever region.”
IVAN EHLERS
“No matter where I go, someone always has to point out I’m not Frankenstein—I’m Frankenstein’s monster.”
NAVIED MAHDAVIAN
“You could have told me I’ve been talking to your ass for 15 minutes.”
PAUL SCHWARTZMAN
“Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?”
ROBERT LEIGHTON
“No, the corset feels OK, but the thong keeps riding up.”
LARS KENSETH
“Howdy there, Ms. O’Keeffe! Boy, those vaginas are sure comin’ in nice this year!”
