Alta editors sift through hundreds of cartoon submissions every quarter—and then argue about which ones to include in the magazine. We’re done fighting. These are the funnies that made the cut.
“I’m drinking a fuck it from the whatever region.”
“No matter where I go, someone always has to point out I’m not Frankenstein—I’m Frankenstein’s monster.”
“You could have told me I’ve been talking to your ass for 15 minutes.”
“Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?”
“No, the corset feels OK, but the thong keeps riding up.”
“Howdy there, Ms. O’Keeffe! Boy, those vaginas are sure comin’ in nice this year!”
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