Stacey Grenrock Woods
Stacey Grenrock Woods is a regular contributor to Esquire and a former correspondent for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. She writes and consults on various TV shows, and has a recurring role as Tricia Thoon on Fox’s Arrested Development. Her first book is I, California.

Ask a Californian: America’s Only Child
Our Golden State experts tackle your questions about the best locales in which to snuggle up with a book, the must-discussed return of the grizzly, and which other state most closely resembles the Golden one.

Ask a Californian: West Coast vs. Upper West Side
Our Golden State experts tackle your questions about “California Girls,” questionable fashion, and why we’re obsessed with the Big Apple.

Ask a Californian: Summer Is for the Birds
Golden State experts Stacey Grenrock Woods and Gustavo Arellano on nature enthusiasts, vaccines, and one very specific first name.

Ask a Californian: Stop Hating on the Golden State
Our advice columnists dish on envious outsiders, romantic couples, and go bags.

Ask a Californian: Our Most Controversial Column Yet
Golden State experts Stacey Grenrock Woods and Gustavo Arellano on commutes, killers, and California cuisine.

Ask a Californian: Golden State Seasons
Spring has sprung for Golden State experts Gustavo Arellano and Stacey Grenrock Woods—or has it?

Ask a Californian: March Madness Edition
Golden State experts Gustavo Arellano and Stacey Grenrock Woods navigate reader questions about lingo, looks, and license plates.

Ask a Californian: The Love Edition
Golden State experts Gustavo Arellano and Stacey Grenrock Woods tackle all things romantic in California.

Ask a Californian: Driving in the Rain to Texas
Golden State experts Gustavo Arellano and Stacey Grenrock Woods tackle Californians’ skills behind the wheel, apparent moves to Texas, and the best year we ever had.

Ask a Californian: All Wonders, No Blunders
Compiling a list of the Seven Wonders of California was no easy task. Alta Journal’s editors knew there’d be some hard feelings about what didn’t make the cut, so we asked two undisputed experts to review our work. Here, our Ask a Californian columnists weigh in on everything from Robert Redford to In-N-Out.

Superblooms: Floral Flash Mobs
When conditions are just right, the state is carpeted in colorful flowers.

Mini-Malls: Our Champs-Élysées
Stacey Grenrock Woods on the great Californian childhood tradition of meeting at the mini-mall.

Ask a Californian: Call of the Wild Edition
Our columnists on nature, Disneyland, and the Big One.

Ask a Californian: We Give Thanks
Our columnists on beef, turkey, and other forms of sustenance.

Ask a Californian: Your Slogan Here
Our columnists mess with Texas, rate the Olympics, and decide once and for all which is better: ocean or mountains.

Selling Pioneertown
What happens when a reality-show character stops being nice and starts claiming she owns your town?

Ask a Californian: All About Us
Answers to questions about elections, generosity, and self-regard.

Ask a Californian: Finally, a Little Attention for Elon Musk
Wherein our experts address Cybertrucks, bipping, and other crimes against the Golden State.

Ask a Californian: California Plays Itself
Questions about cinema, surfing, and the future of civilization.

Ask a Californian: Welcome to California
The new(ish) Californian’s guide to toughtally blending in.

Ask a Californian: When Restaurants Go to the Dogs
What’s grosser than gross: pups at cafés or matchas with Pilates people?

Ask a Californian: The All-Music Edition
Lyrical answers to questions about the harmonious Golden State.

Will Success Spoil Pioneertown?
A tiny outpost in the Mojave has become ground zero for a battle between lifestyle influencers and desert lifers.

Ask a Californian: There’s No Sober Like California Sober
Tipples, nip/tucks, and other expert tips.

Ask a Californian: Infrastructure for Beginners
Answers to questions about California’s supposed decline, high-speed trains, and the right spandex for you.

Ask a Californian: Reputation Management
Answers to questions about how the world sees us, our music, and our dogs.

Ask a Californian: More Questions About Buildings and Food
Serious answers to queries about diets, Zillow, and the center of the universe.

Ask a Californian: The Best Advice in the West
A look at route talk and L.A. vs. S.F.