“Mom said dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino.
When will he realize he’s not 60 anymore?”
ALAN ROZANSKI
“Only me, you and the internet know how I feel about you.”
HILARY CAMPBELL
“Do you have any other books on hoarding?”
DAVID R. HOWELL
“I called you my little succulent because you’re low maintenance.”
PHILL WITTE
“I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me.”
AMY KURZWEIL
“Still no kills, but I did get my 100,000 steps in!”
BILL BORDERS
“Just water, thanks.”
LARS KENSETH
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