Alta editors spend hours reviewing over a thousand cartoon submissions. After days of debate, these Altatudes made the comedy cut.
“Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper- and lowercase letters, some numerals, and at least two symbols.”
Bill Gates as a kid.
“Remember, sticks and stones may break your bones, but a good lawyer will crush their will to live.”
“I come from the Black Lagoon, but it turns out I’m 14 percent Atlantic dolphin.”
“Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay.”
“No, the red pill will release you from the Matrix into an uncertain future. The white pill is my birth control.”
“Timmy can’t find his charger.”
“I didn’t pack a lunch today, so I’ll just get something from the food truck.”
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