Altatude Fall 2019

Alta editors spend hours reviewing over a thousand cartoon submissions. After days of debate, these Altatudes made the comedy cut. 
By Alta Cartoonists

“Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper- and lowercase letters, some numerals, and at least two symbols.”
“Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper- and lowercase letters, some numerals, and at least two symbols.”
BILL BORDERS

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AMY KURZWEIL

Complementary Beverages
Complimentary beverages. 
JIM SHOENBILL

 

Bill Gates as a kid.
Bill Gates as a kid.
BILL THOMAS

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BILL THOMAS

 

"Remember, sticks and stones may break your bones, but a good lawyer will crush their will to live."
“Remember, sticks and stones may break your bones, but a good lawyer will crush their will to live.”
BILL ABBOTT

“I come from the Black Lagoon, but it turns out I’m 14 percent Atlantic dolphin.”
“I come from the Black Lagoon, but it turns out I’m 14 percent Atlantic dolphin.”
ROBERT LEIGHTON

“Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay.”
“Mr. Jingles thinks they sell it on eBay.”
NOAH JONES

“No, the red pill will release you from the Matrix into an uncertain future. The white pill is my birth control.”
“No, the red pill will release you from the Matrix into an uncertain future. The white pill is my birth control.”
ALI SOLOMON

 

“Timmy can’t find his charger.”
“Timmy can’t find his charger.”
ROBERT LEIGHTON

“I didn’t pack a lunch today, so I’ll just get something from the food truck.”
“I didn’t pack a lunch today, so I’ll just get something from the food truck.”
BILL ABBOTT

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